Vitalik's Hard Cock has been tokenized and can be used to create "Inches" that generate $ETH yield. Inches can be timelocked for six months, or "stretched", for boosted $ETH yield.
Stretch NowInches offer $ETH yield that can be claimed at any time. Each inch requires you to spend 12 $VBHC tokens, and it will perpetually generate yield unless you "unlock" it, which will return your 12 tokens.
You can also "stretch" your inches, which will timelock the underlying $VBHC tokens for 6 months but earn you triple the yield.
Inch
Cost:12 $VBHC
Standard Yield
Claim Rewards Anytime
Unstake Anytime
Stretched Inch
Cost:1 INCH
3x Boosted Yield
Claim Rewards Anytime
6-Month Lock-Up Period